le-s0leil:

my dad just called. apparently at preschool they taught my 3-year-old brother to say ‘I’ve got Jesus in my heart’. today my dad was driving down the road and my brother says ‘I’ve got Jesus in my heart.’ he pauses for a second and says, ‘how do I get him out?’

So, this girl walks into my class on crutches and my teacher asks what happened. The girl crosses her chest and says, “I cant even lie anymore. I was on like 10 blunts and I fell down the stairs.” funniest shit ive seen in a long time.

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aseaofquotes:

Kate DiCamillo, The Tale of Despereaux

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Kate DiCamillo, The Tale of Despereaux

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C.S. Lewis, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

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C.S. Lewis, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

alecshao:

Danny Quirk - Anatomical Self-Dissections, 2010

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"She wanted to crawl into his pocket and be safe forever."

— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via wingsforlashes)

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You know what’s kind of beautiful?

In French, you don’t really say, “I miss you.”

You say, “Tu me manques,” which is closer to, “You are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

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"I won’t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can’t get rid of habits."

F. Scott Fitzgerald, Flappers and Philosophers (via aurelle)

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"There is no person, award, or validation that is ever going to make you more worthy than you already are."

— America Ferrara

"Men are the head of the family. Women are the neck, and we turn the head any which way we want."

— Julie Stav

"We should meet in another life, we should meet in air, me and you."

Sylvia Plath

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"Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending one."

— Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray