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Jul 23 2014 4:29 pm

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Jul 23 2014 4:28 pm

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daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

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Jul 23 2014 4:23 pm

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"People don’t change. Their priorities do."

Anonymous  (via slacked)

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Jul 23 2014 3:11 am

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"You do not hate the time you waste; it evoked a much more passive emotion than that. You only wish you had it back, like a quarter in an unlucky slot machine."

Rick Bragg, All Over but the Shoutin’

Jul 22 2014 4:59 pm

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chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

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thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

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Jul 22 2014 4:58 pm

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Jul 21 2014 5:56 pm

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"Well, Nashville, home of back porch singing, and country and 
everything, this is a song called Landslide and I'd like to
dedicate it to you."

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Jul 21 2014 5:49 pm

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"

Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

"

Frank Ocean (via quotestuff)

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Jul 21 2014 5:48 pm

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kingsleyyy:

netflix gives u 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with ur life today

Jul 21 2014 5:48 pm

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aseaofquotes:

Stephen King, Hearts in Atlantis.

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Jul 18 2014 1:17 am

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Jul 18 2014 1:17 am

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cool-glitterprincess666-me:

theweatheronalderaan

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Jul 18 2014 1:15 am

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Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫
Me: What does that mean?
Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩
Me: Thanks

Jul 18 2014 1:13 am

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greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

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Jul 18 2014 1:13 am

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