B. Y. E
do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho
Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?
yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur
would you read a book that had every conversation that anyone has ever had about you?
don’t let anyone tell you that you aren’t worth anything bc your kidney alone would go for (up to) $10,000 on the black market.
(prices may vary depending what country you are in)
Adequate Pregnancy card
*hears child crying* *takes birth control*