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Jul 24 2014 7:59 am

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Jul 24 2014 7:40 am

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"I was told the average girl begins to plan her wedding at the age of 7. She picks the colors and the cake first.

By the age of 10 she knows time, and location.

By 17 she’s already chosen a gown, 2 bridesmaids and a maid of honor.

By 23 she’s waiting for a man who wont break out in hives when he hears the word “commitment”, someone who doesn’t smell like a Band-Aid drenched in lonely, someone who isn’t a temporary solution to the empty side of the bed, someone who’ll hold her hand like it’s the only one they’ve ever seen.

To be honest, I don’t know what kind of tux I’ll be wearing, I have no clue what my wedding will look like.

But I imagine the women who pins my last to hers will butterfly down the aisle like a 5 foot promise.

I imagine her smile will be so large that you’ll see it on google maps, and know exactly where our wedding is being held.

The woman that I plan to marry will have champagne in her walk, and I will get drunk on her footsteps.

When the pastor asks if I take this woman to be my wife, I will say yes before he finishes the sentence. I’ll apologize later for being impolite but I will also explain him that our first kiss happened 6 years ago and I’ve been practicing my “Yes” for past 2, 165 days.

When people ask me about my wedding I never really know what to say, but when they ask me about my future wife I always tell them her eyes are the only Christmas lights that deserve to be seen all year long. I say she thinks too much, misses her father, loves to laugh, and she’s terrible at lying because her face never figured out how to do it correctly.

I tell them if my alarm clock sounded like her voice, my snooze button would collect dust. I tell them if she came in a bottle I would drink her until my vision is blurry and my friends take away my keys. If she was a book, I would memorize her table of contents. I would read her cover-to-cover, hoping to find typos, just so we can both have a few things to work on.

Because aren’t we all unfinished? Don’t we all need a little editing Aren’t we all waiting to be proofread by someone? Aren’t we all praying they will tell us that we make sense? She don’t always make sense, but her imperfections are the things I love about her the most.

I don’t know when I will be married. I don’t know where I will be married but I do know this, whenever I’m asked about my future wife— I always say: …She’s a lot like you."

Rudy Francisco (via creatingaquietmind)

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Jul 24 2014 7:38 am

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Jul 24 2014 7:37 am

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caitlinshmatelin:

cjmaxwell:

Gluten free goth ramen! Haha!

WAIT??? GLUTEN FREE RAMEN???? FUCK YES

Jul 23 2014 4:29 pm

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Jul 23 2014 4:28 pm

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daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

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Jul 23 2014 4:23 pm

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"People don’t change. Their priorities do."

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Jul 23 2014 3:11 am

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"You do not hate the time you waste; it evoked a much more passive emotion than that. You only wish you had it back, like a quarter in an unlucky slot machine."

Rick Bragg, All Over but the Shoutin’

Jul 22 2014 4:59 pm

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thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

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Jul 22 2014 4:58 pm

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Jul 21 2014 5:56 pm

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"Well, Nashville, home of back porch singing, and country and 
everything, this is a song called Landslide and I'd like to
dedicate it to you."

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Jul 21 2014 5:49 pm

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"

Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

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Frank Ocean (via quotestuff)

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Jul 21 2014 5:48 pm

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kingsleyyy:

netflix gives u 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with ur life today

Jul 21 2014 5:48 pm

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aseaofquotes:

Stephen King, Hearts in Atlantis.

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Jul 18 2014 1:17 am

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